Schwartz: The Trolls Among Us *
Posted on 05 August 2008 by Jack
One afternoon in the spring of 2006, for reasons unknown to those who knew him, Mitchell Henderson, a seventh grader from Rochester, Minn., took a .22-caliber rifle down from a shelf in his parents’ bedroom closet and shot himself in the head. The next morning, Mitchell’s school assembled in the gym to begin mourning. His classmates created a virtual memorial on MySpace and garlanded it with remembrances. One wrote that Mitchell was “an hero to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back. . . . ” Someone e-mailed a clipping of Mitchell’s newspaper obituary to MyDeathSpace.com, a Web site that links to the MySpace pages of the dead. From MyDeathSpace, Mitchell’s page came to the attention of an Internet message board known as /b/ and the “trolls,” as they have come to be called, who dwell there.
/b/ is the designated “random” board of 4chan.org, a group of message boards that draws more than 200 million page views a month. A post consists of an image and a few lines of text. Almost everyone posts as “anonymous.” In effect, this makes /b/ a panopticon in reverse — nobody can see anybody, and everybody can claim to speak from the center. The anonymous denizens of 4chan’s other boards — devoted to travel, fitness and several genres of pornography — refer to the /b/-dwellers as “/b/tards.”
Measured in terms of depravity, insularity and traffic-driven turnover, the culture of /b/ has little precedent. /b/ reads like the inside of a high-school bathroom stall, or an obscene telephone party line, or a blog with no posts and all comments filled with slang that you are too old to understand.
Something about Mitchell Henderson struck the denizens of /b/ as funny. They were especially amused by a reference on his MySpace page to a lost iPod. Mitchell Henderson, /b/ decided, had killed himself over a lost iPod. The “an hero” meme was born. Within hours, the anonymous multitudes were wrapping the tragedy of Mitchell’s death in absurdity.
Note: This entry is for anyone who is being “trolled”. The simplest solution in my mind is to keep an eye on your comments and turn them into “spam” if you don’t like them. In regards to what they say on their own websites it’s a case of mind over matter. I don’t mind and they don’t matter. If they want to link to me it only drives my stats and I have no problem with that.
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August 5th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
some people have entirely TOO much time on their hands. Cheers.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Never ever ever ever thought I’d see a running joke from /b/ on Jack’s NewsWatch. These guys have created many - most quite offensive.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
To make your plan work one would have to trust bloggers to actually know what a troll and trolling really are - far to many dogmatic’s on both ends of the political spectrum seem to think that any comment that runs contrary to their beliefs is trolling.
Marking comments as SPAM using systems like Akismet has unintended consequences for as soon as some idiot starts following your plan for comments they don’t like or agree with the “system learns” and trickles down to everyone.
If you don’t like what someone says have the balls to simply delete the comment and tell your readership why.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
This is a very interesting bit from the Times article:
…The willingness of trolling “victims” to be hurt by words, he argued, makes them complicit, and trolling will end as soon as we all get over it… (at the end of page 2)
Is it that simple? Are we feeding the trolls when we let them know they’re getting to us?